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About the Show

Doors open at 6:00PM 2 drink minimum required per person. 21+. NOTE OUR CLEAR BAG POLICY - only the following are allowed: Clear plastic, vinyl or PVC bags (max size: 12"x6"x12") Small clutch bags approximately the size of a hand (max size: 4.5"x6.5") Please see our enhanced venue safety guidelines: https://www.punchlinephilly.com/safety-guidelines































































Once Upon A Time is about to get royally F#$KED up!




















































































From the twisted mind and creator of the long running off-Broadway cult hit “Distorted Diznee” comes a 2.0 version “Tragic Queendom” that’s BIGGER, BOLDER and BALLS-ier.  This 70min show stars some of your favorite princesses like you’ve never seen them before.  Forget how you’ve known them, because after an evening with us you’ll never think of them the same.  The Little Mermaid, Cinderella, Beauty and more are making the Punchline their new home so they can destroy everything you ever loved about your favorite pastime.  It’s bawdy, it’s irreverent, it’s hysterical!  Starring 5 of Philly’s biggest drag stars Iris Spectre, Sapphira Cristal, Maria TopCatt, Poochie and hosted by the hilarious Paula Deen-White.  This evening is sure to keep you laughing from here to queendom to come!



















































































Produced by Danny Logan & Thomas Branigan.




























































































“Distorted Diznee” has performed over 400 performances over its tenure and continues to welcome packed houses each and every week in NYC.  It began in 2012 at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 42nd Street with Danny Logan hosting as his former alter ego Dallas DuBois. In recent years “Distorted Diznee” has also delighted audiences in San Francisco and Cove Haven Resorts in the Poconos. 

$.25 per each ticket sold for a majority of events at Punch Line benefits Comedy Gives Back, a safety net for the comedy community.

For more information, please visit www.comedygivesback.com.

Our Callback Bar (and patio, weather depending) open at 5PM on show days.
Door times:
8:00PM show, 7:00PM doors 
7:30PM show, 6:30PM doors 
9:45PM show, 9:15PM doors 

For matinees, doors are open 1 hour prior to show time. 
For 9:15PM or 9:30PM shows, doors are open 30 minutes prior to show time. 

The following bag policy is in place:
• Bags up to 12” x 6” x 12” are allowed in the venue.
• All bags will be searched prior to entry.
• Bags that are not clear will be subject to additional search.

We are operating at full capacity. Please be aware you may be asked to share a table with other guests.

Please note that requirements and venue protocols, such as testing and vaccination, are subject to change, so be sure to check back closer to your event date for the latest information.

  • Age Restrictions

    21 and over

  • Drink Policy

    2 drink minimum


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