About the Show

Doors open at 6:00PM 2 drink minimum required per person. 21+. NOTE OUR CLEAR BAG POLICY - only the following are allowed: Clear plastic, vinyl or PVC bags (max size: 12"x6"x12") Small clutch bags approximately the size of a hand (max size: 4.5"x6.5") Please see our enhanced venue safety guidelines: https://www.punchlinephilly.com/safety-guidelines

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once Upon A Time is about to get royally F#$KED up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From the twisted mind and creator of the long running off-Broadway cult hit “Distorted Diznee” comes a 2.0 version “Tragic Queendom” that’s BIGGER, BOLDER and BALLS-ier.  This 70min show stars some of your favorite princesses like you’ve never seen them before.  Forget how you’ve known them, because after an evening with us you’ll never think of them the same.  The Little Mermaid, Cinderella, Beauty and more are making the Punchline their new home so they can destroy everything you ever loved about your favorite pastime.  It’s bawdy, it’s irreverent, it’s hysterical!  Starring 5 of Philly’s biggest drag stars Iris Spectre, Sapphira Cristal, Maria TopCatt, Poochie and hosted by the hilarious Paula Deen-White.  This evening is sure to keep you laughing from here to queendom to come!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Produced by Danny Logan & Thomas Branigan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Distorted Diznee” has performed over 400 performances over its tenure and continues to welcome packed houses each and every week in NYC.  It began in 2012 at The Laurie Beechman Theater on 42nd Street with Danny Logan hosting as his former alter ego Dallas DuBois. In recent years “Distorted Diznee” has also delighted audiences in San Francisco and Cove Haven Resorts in the Poconos. 

$.25 per each ticket sold for a majority of events at Punch Line benefits Comedy Gives Back, a safety net for the comedy community.

For more information, please visit www.comedygivesback.com.